While the Victoria's secret team was doing great during the UrbanZone season, b00bs-dd hit some bumps on the road and ended up not doing that great. however our opponents helped us out a lot. Division 6 in TS is full of some really good teams, and this season we got to feel that (again). However this season ended up being a (insert famous boob magazine title here) misprint for b00bs-dd that needs to be corrected.
First week: =vSC=. The Sexy Chicks "farm team". Apparently they are already very sexy and some of their players will probably end up playing for the Division 1 team short to mid term. So we decided to play them basically before any match was played this season. It would just be too boring to know their map in advance. Half of our players were still recuperating from their SummerCup hangover. To make it fair we also decided that it was necessary for CX-ZR8 to play his first ever clanwar with us that day. We still got the win, due to some epic German raping by  RAW-mEAT and Nebel so kind of a good start into the season.
O2 can do (us) in week 2. To continue our epic organising spree we played the match versus O2 during the week again. At least all the players were ready to show up this week. Although their aiming was not quite where it should be. So we invited a special guest to play this clanwar with us: deeablow. He is a good player, but we had to send him on to D&F in Division 2 after we didn't win that match.  Jewboy and Infinity did their best during the match, but that wasnt enough this time.
BeHappy in the third week. For you shall enjoy playing versus spanish people. Especially if your nickname is SonicScrewDriver and you have to play your first clanwar in UrbanZone. We were also very saddened to find out that we had to play orbital, while our division opponents got to play a happy mandolin. So obviously we couldn't win that game either. And by the looks of it we will have to play another game being happy next season. Where can we file a complaint? I bet  Archus would even do it it French and Spanish if needed.
The RedArmy doesnt care about b00bs. They just let their Polish tank steamroll over a devastated b00bs-dd as their star player Nebel was unable to show up for the match. That Germany and the Poland are not able to hold back the rage of mother Russia is known for a few years now. However even our double French team Archus and Orphal couldn't hold the border. All good things come in threes. So that was our third official loss in this season.
The last game of Turkiyems's. We faced that banned bunch of wallhackers in week 5. Of course their banned players were very active again as throughout the whole TS Div 6 season. However we got our clutch dream team Archus and RAW-mEAT back to play in this game. And they clutched Uptown in a convincing manner to let people know that you need more than wallhack to win versus b00bs on Uptown. This team deserved the last spot in the division very much due to playing with their wallhack players in every match. However there was another team competing very hard for that honor, our next opponents.
Playday 6: STB. Woohoo, last game of a messed up season. For the first time we played the beat racked players on Uptown and the Portuguese couldn't stand the sight of it. 17:3 on Uptown. Casa someone decided to play Nade&Beretta so no need to talk about it :o. Guess he was just too devastated that the selected map crossing wouldn't be played. After losing the match versus O2 due to demo failure (I have yet to see a more deservibng forfeit loss for that), they also decided not to upload their demos versus us. So they would claw that last division spot away from TR's.
So with the last member of our division there was only one thing left to do. Recruit Sex_Pistol (that nickname fits b00bs perfectly) and dignja to play for us in the next months. Sad to see Balkan Crew go down. We would have loved to play versus them again, but we are also very happy with this result.
2 wins - 1 draw - 3 losses, 36,5 rounds per game, -6 differential per game, 41% round efficiency. Thats the cold hard numbers of a season to forget. However we are getting ready to strike back at =vSC= and BeHappy on the server next season.
GG guys, love to own you next season.
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