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b00bs  One year of b00bs-dd
Hard to believe, but it’s already been a year of b00bs-dd. A year where the cool people of b00bs made it from Division 6 up into Division 3. How is not quite that clear, but since I have been here for that year I can share some of the story. First off: It was never meant to be a second team of b00bs. Rather a team of players that would be a little more relaxed. That worked out well, didn't it? amused

First guy that you have to mention is Germany RAW-mEAT . B00bs-dd is his baby. He founded it and he runs it, and he takes all the shit that comes with it. From being annoyed by everyone to get practices to taking the beating after you lose a clanwar. And when you are competitive you are always pissed after you lose, no matter how relaxed you want to be.
First match of b00bs-dd was against Team 42. The Frenchies would have made it into Division 1 CTF three seasons later, but they didn’t have the will to stay together as a team. And of course the original b00bs-dd lineup failed. Only a tie on Uptown. That’s not good – but for the upcoming seasons it should happen more often than necessary. United Kingdom Primevil , Netherlands Jewboy , Germany RAW-mEAT , Germany *Infinity and Slovak Republic bo100nka were the original five to go into this season. A lineup that changed more quickly and more often than desired as well.

In the second game, a tie against TR, this guy named Germany Nebel had his first UrT clanwar. Also the story of Ping “I can’t talk on TS or I will lag” finity begins. France Orphal had to come in and rescue him on Uptown, because it was getting ridiculous losing 2 rounds out of 4 due to Germany *Infinity lagging out in a 1on1 smiling. Yet the first three games should end up with one victory, because the oldschool lineup of FAOD wasn’t able to run away with the victory on Sanc. Netherlands Jewboy just didn’t let them get any rounds. The win against FAOD also marks the last game of United Kingdom Primevil with b00bs, it was during a practice clanwar against GORE a few days after that we had to let him go. We then finished the season with two more losses against OC and BeHaPpY and a tie in the final game of the season against nDa that saved us the division. However not much damage that we did in that season, so we ended up in the same division in the next season.

With Netherlands Jewboy going inactive more and more, United Kingdom Primevil lost, United Kingdom Dan moved to that other b00bs team and Slovak Republic bo100nka having less time for UrbanTerror matches we experimented with lots of new players in the new season. Only France Archus , already in b00bs for a long time, would be a constant in all matches. Deeablow didn’t have the tenacity to hold with b00bs-dd for one season, SSD and CX disappeared into oblivion. And that pretty much tells the story of another season to forget. We got two wins and one draw this time, but with losses to O2, BeHaPpY and RedArmyClan we were definitely not satisfied.

Looking back at these two seasons I know that we were basically fighting for bare survival. We had five or six players that appeared for exactly one game and were never heard of again – not the way we wanted to do this.
So we changed the master plan in season 7. We needed more terrorists in the lineup. So we got Serbia Dignja and Serbia SexPistol to terrorize our opponents. They were done with the BalcanCrew experiment and ready to put some fear into our opponents. Little did we know that we had the next gem already on our Teamspeak. This Croatian dude named Croatia Fides was already hanging round with Croatia duhfysa lots of times and because he is the complete opposite character he actually fit right in with b00bs-dd. Sometimes a nickname tells you everything about a guy, and I know that he is fairly unknown, but just translate Croatia Fides from Latin and you know everything you need to know.
We beat the first Polish camper team, and lost to an even harder camping Polish team the second game. Yet we should end up second in the division with 4 victories, two ties and 1 loss. And if there ever was a season I would blame on a single game it would be this season and the game against =vSC=. We honestly didn’t expect to win it, and after losing two rounds on Uptown we were going down a highway to lose this match, before Ecuador Garterbelt and Croatia Fides just turned the table. And just like that we went from looking at a fifth place in the division up to a second place with the same amount of points as the division winners -7unit-. Yes, that’s Frenchies again!

No new season without a new face in b00bs-dd. United Kingdom Maku is the baby on the team now, but somehow he is fitting right in. So we started playing Clanbase OpenCup next and in the beginning did really well. Won our first two matches and had already made it out of the group stage before we even started UrbanZone basically. Including wins against nDa (remember season 5?) and Sky a French mix including some O2 players (remember season 6?). At which point we realized that we were being put in French hell in UrbanZone division 3 for the next season.

vSC would be back, MF and D&F would be new, but there would also be four French teams in the same division. After suffering through Team42, O2 and 7unit you would hope that it is over at some point. But no such luck. They seem to have an unlimited supply of teams that pop up randomly and fade after their first season. This time we did our French Fail in the first game of the season against still team. So being promoted 2 divisions and losing to sTL and being shot by phodex from MF, it looked rather grim in the division. But not to worry. We had been through this before and by now most of the players on the team have played together for 8 or 9 months. So our rebound sex was beating {GG} by a combined score of 43:10 including a flawless 23:0 on Uptown. That being said, that other b00bs team couldn’t do that in two tries against the same team. So it is proven that b00bs-dd is the better b00bs team. Followed by more wins against vSC (3 in a row baby) and D&F, we now have four wins again and will be placed somewhere between two and four in the division. Pretty darn good for a team that could hardly stay in division 6 a year ago.

Lately b00bs-dd has also started playing CTF so we are improving some other areas of our game as well. No losses yet, and usually losing the other teams map by 2 caps. So we are pretty happy with that for starters.

Main Cast in order of appearance: Germany RAW-mEAT Netherlands Jewboy Germany *Infinity Slovak Republic bo100nka United Kingdom Primevil Germany Nebel France Archus Serbia Dignja Serbia SexPistol Croatia Fides United Kingdom Maku 

Featuring: United Kingdom Dan France Orphal Ecuador Garterbelt Germany HaShMaN SonicScrewDriver France leeks TrannyTrouble USA upNya hited

Supported by: Canada gdl357 USA Ace CX-ZR8 deeablow Poland Fre*doM jway Macedonia The-spiki 

-The sexiest set of b00bs-
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written by Nebel - 15.06.2012 - 11:46



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