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News


b00bs  Best Keywords to link to our page
I thought I'd share a few of those neat little keywords with all of you that people use to navigate the Internet using search engines like Google. Now when they end up on our page we can see which one they used to navigate there and well, some of them deserve a special mention.

ask spiky admins urban terror
Oh quite a normal one. But please dear Americans note that Spiki is called Spiki for a reason. He is not a spiky fence.

best b00bs
Well, Thank You very much, but you are wrong. We are clearly n00bs who like b00bs. I guess you were looking for something different.

urt noobsie boobsie
Thats the spirit. We knowsie that you foundsie what you were lookingsie for, but was that the easiest way of achieving your goalsie?

urban terror migg
Wrong clan dude. Migg is playing for some Portuguese people. We dont condone people that change clans every 2 weeks.

boobsy chick forum
We have a winner. Thank You very much, whoever you are. Maybe we can get Germany RAW-mEAT to post some NSFW pics of himself on the forums but you wouldn't wanna see that, would you?


In other news: We are now the sunny country. You don't know what that means? Explanation is hidden in our facebook group.


Links: n/a
written by Nebel - 21.01.2012 - 06:40


b00bs  [b00bs] welcomes a new Torero
The glorious Portugal Am!sh is now the latest official addition to our ever growing rack of [b00bs]. This Portuguese Torero will just take you by the horns and reward you with a nice relaxing break and a respawn. He has been playing with us for four months now, and we kind of grew tired of him having to take that beautiful tag off all the time. So we are happy to welcome him in our family.

If you havent had the pleasuer of being introduced to him I suggest you check out our Euro Uptown CTF Server. he usually ragekills people all over that server. I think the record for him is five different demos submitted to urtadmins in 3 days. Keep working on it Portugal Am!sh smiling.

It has been proven before that you need about one Portuguese to win your match. So get ready!


Links: • The glorious Am!sh Comic
written by Nebel - 21.01.2012 - 06:28


b00bs  [b00bs] represented in four national teams
Overall nine [b00bs] were nominated for their respective national team in the upcoming Clanbase NationsCup edition. This is an impressive number and we believe that each one deserves this opportunity.

Team CRO
Croatia duhfysa and Croatia Fides will be owning in Group C. It is their first NC participation and they are looking for some upsets. Go go go guys, make it a good game especially against Team SRB.

Team SRB
As we added our new terrorists Serbia Dignja and Serbia SexPistol to the roster we incorporated the heart of the Serbian UrT scene. Also part of Group C these two might just be growing their [b00bs] but they have been playing for a long time with that team. C'mon guys go and terrorise some opponents.

Team UK
United Kingdom JediMind is at it again. He convinced United Kingdom SubZ and United Kingdom Dan to fight with him. Also our good friends Champ2012 and Novaya are helping with the team. The team is looking for a strong performance in group B and they have a chance at making the playoffs. Just work on your underdog role and surprise everyone.

Team SVK
Slovak Republic bo100nka and Slovak Republic nikes are looking to leave their impression on Group A. Definitely the hardest group in this group stage, but who knows maybe Slovakia can get some points through discipline and patience.

We wish all of them Good Luck and lots of fun.
Links: • Clanbase
written by Nebel - 18.01.2012 - 18:05


Urban Zone League  UrbanZone WinterCup Champions 2012


Thats 3 Cups in a row, baby!


We are the UrbanZone WinterCup Champions for 2012. We improved our SummerCup performance and cashed in our third Cup victory in a row. A-Cup to B-Cup to C-Cup. If we keep going like this we'll be standing on our [b00bs] by the end of the year.





Around 95 clans played matches out of 130-140 that signed up. After 102 matches and 434 points we may safely assume that we are still unbeatable Uptown nerds. And this time we didnt play Uptown that often due to some disagreement about the best UrbanTerror map out there. We won 68 (51 in SC) matches, tied 28 (43 in SC) and lost only 10 (12 in SC). Out of those matches we lost Uptown only about 3 times. Thats is 3,4 matches per day and 4,25 points per game. In SummerCup we managed merely 1,89 matches per day and 3,83 points per game.

The most memorable moment this WinterCup was Macedonia The-spiki ruining our unbeaten streak in UrbanZone. It started in August and lasted until December 15th, when we agreed on a match that we shouldn't have played. It is closely followed that disappointing performance up by rage playing BRD and P-Team three times each - at the same time.

Also nice was our new record win on Uptown. Team Slovakia didnt stand a chance and were buried 32 - 0 in garden 1.

On that note - can we please get the SummerCup rules back for Sub(z)s in TS games. Making people sit out is just lame for an activity Cup.




We also need some rematches though, especially against iRage and .wow. Those matches need to be eradicated from the books. For the time being we have to blame these performances on Germany Nebel being in Canada.

3 weeks vexillum was leading the WinterCup, with a very impressive record. But then history repeated itself. People always start fondling, come hard and ragequit right after. In the end they didn't even achieve 2nd place.





!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!
!scream Hey HIV|+|, safer sex always wins!

Third place goes to -vex-. Go back to history classes - the Roman empire already failed while it was ruled from Rome and they didn't quit halfway through.




Cool people:


All the admins and the UrbanZone Crew that makes the Cup possible.


2nd most active team in the Cup and Top 5 finish. We really lost 3 matches versus you? I do not approve, but you earned it. Maybe Migg will be so kind and add how many matches we played this WinterCup, I estimate around 25. The only problem is we need to teach all of you some Uptown, so we can play it more often. And not so much Tunis. However that map could become your new toxic. It is so overly retarded to play! And you finished the Cup in front of our ex-Members so you are getting there smiling.

Honorable mention: P-Team, #nvm and -cT-. You guys were cool, but to make it on the list you have to be special.




Now on to the Lamer section:


Rejoice! I don't think I have anyone to add here from WinterCup. Only one managed to earn himself a nomination for accusing us and BRD of fixing matches while telling other clans not to play versus us. But then again it is cool to have no one on this list - so he is off the hook.




So guys, See You in Summercup.


P.S. I would like to show you some videos as well, but our cutter caught a bad strain of Modernum Warferitium.
Links: n/a
written by Nebel - 15.01.2012 - 19:46


b00bs  [b00bs] Server renovations
We, meaning Macedonia The-spiki , worked on the servers to get some off the old silicon off and make them more natural again. We improved slot allocation, added some ban lists and worked on the firewall to keep those nasty little DDOS people away from them. Right now we are still able to provide around 450 slots for your enjoyment, 250 of which are regularly used. As we do have some space available for servers, if you have good ideas just let us know and we might try them. Keep fragging and enjoy your time!

We would also like Thank all our admins who do such a splendid job of keeping all those buggers out. Epic job guys - keep going! We receive up to 20 demos per day containing all sorts of stuff so we might not be responsive all the time but we are keeping an eye on them :-).

And as usual if you have any questions / comments or concerns feel free to use the forums or email the b00bs server admins.

Links: n/a
written by Nebel - 12.01.2012 - 13:40




[b00bs] clan SERVERS
[b00bs] USA Uptown only CTF
us.b00bs-clan.com:27960
[b00bs] USA Uptown only TS
us2.b00bs-clan.com:27960
[b00bs] USA Snipers only
us2.b00bs-clan.com:27961
[b00bs] Downtown 27967
us2.b00bs-clan.com:27967
[b00bs] USA Jump Maps
us2.b00bs-clan.com:27962
[b00bs] UK funmap only TS
uk.b00bs-clan.com:27965
[b00bs] EURO Uptown CTF
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27960
[b00bs] EURO Uptown TS
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27961
[b00bs] EURO Uptown TDM
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27960
[b00bs] EURO Uptown BOMB
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27963
[b00bs] EURO Pronmaps only
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27979
[b00bs] Return The Frag CTF
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27966
[b00bs] EURO Boobstown TS
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27967
[b00bs] BOMB this shit out
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27968
[b00bs] Deutsch Mutterschiff
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27972
[b00bs] EURO Uptown SNOW
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27964
[b00bs] EURO Uptown FFA
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27969
[b00bs] EURO Jump maps
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27980
[b00bs] EURO Jumpers
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27981
[b00bs] Dust2 only
eu.b00bs-clan.com:27015
[b00bs] UK Red Eclipse
uk.b00bs-clan.com:28795